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By AaronOfTomorrow on 03/21/2005 07:33 PM

Time for another stimulating round of "Guess what this represents"! Click for larger version.

Too many secrets

Update! Here's different representation of the same thing that won't help at all (click for penis enlargement):

Secrets, too many, there are!

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Dick Steele

03/26/2005 02:25 PM
A-ha!!! I see it so clearly now! It's one of those images where you have to cross your eyes to see it. Coming into focus here... Very clever, Aaron, but any fool with crossed eyes can see that it's merely a huge cock atop a sail boat. You have to get up pretty early in the morning to slip one past me.
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Miss Anna

03/26/2005 02:38 PM
You don't need to cross your eyes, retard. It's simply a map of the human genome. Superimposed on a cock on a sailboat.
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AaronOfTomorrow

04/02/2005 08:25 PM
Well, except for the cock, the sailboat and the human genome, you're spot on.
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ComcastSUX

04/05/2005 03:31 PM
No, I'm pretty sure it's a junk file he found while hacking into a Gibson.
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Stinky Logan

04/09/2005 11:25 PM
This is BULLSHIT!!!!!! What kind of trickery are you trying to pull here?! I swear on my pagan gods that I will find out who you are, hunt you down, and kill you with my bare hands. Then I will violate you anally!
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Dick Steele

04/09/2005 11:32 PM
His name is Aaron, and he lives in Washington. For ten bucks I'll give you his home address and phone number, and I'll even tell you when he sleeps.
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Shane

04/12/2005 02:45 AM
lol
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sunchild

04/12/2005 08:24 AM
As far as i know, these are two possibilities to illustrate the factorial of 9. Please be forbear with my english, for that i?m german.
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Dick Steele

04/12/2005 09:17 AM
Holy Shi'ite! Sunchild was nearly right on that one! Maybe there is like Aaron's long-lost twin in Germany. Like a weird uberAaron...
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sunchild

04/12/2005 09:23 AM
Thx Dick, but i am no ?berAaron, i don?t look like a geek. Please don?t take this seriously, Aaron!
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Marc

04/12/2005 06:38 PM
I'm sure that between gut-wrenching sobs, Aaron doesn't take your insults personally.
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Marc

04/12/2005 06:46 PM
Also, he doesn't really look like that. I believe that handsome picture is Gen. Ambrose Burnside. He fought a day-long battle for this bridge, but the funny thing was that the river was like nine inches deep in the middle. Aside from the mountain of corpses, it's a pretty funny story.
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AaronOfTomorrow

04/12/2005 09:27 PM
Hey sunchild. You're on the right track, but that's not it. Its more than just a mathematical concept.
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Archie

04/13/2005 10:41 PM
Isn't that the whole set of state space of a tic-tac-toe game?
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AaronOfTomorrow

04/14/2005 01:24 AM
Bingo. The second image is the connections between all the states.
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Dick Steele

04/14/2005 09:12 PM
So what has this Archie character won exactly? Is it $1,000,000 cash like the Nobel? Or is it more like swift$kick$in$the$nuts like the Nugenflugen?
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Dick Steele

04/14/2005 09:17 PM
So what has this Archie character won exactly? Is it $1,000,000 cash like the Nobel? Or is it more like swift$kick$in$the$nuts like the Nugenflugen?
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ODD_DUDE_OUT

04/15/2005 01:26 PM
Yes, yes he has earned a prize. Though not valued at a million dollars, the winner of each contest receives a first-printing autographed deluxe set of Magic cards, as well as an autographed picture of yours truly at the 1988 Fresno Star Trek Convention. Huzzah!
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Dick Steal

04/15/2005 01:49 PM
Uh, am I gonna get a chance to lift today?
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ComcastRox

04/15/2005 02:08 PM
Here, here... This identity theft and partisan hackery must stop, for the sake of our Union. Huzzah!
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JOHNSON!!!!!

04/15/2005 07:46 PM
You guys are RETARDED!! I wouldn't have an account on this fucking site if you PAID me!!! But maybe if there was some putting it in the butt involved....
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Dick Steele

04/15/2005 09:57 PM
Without this site, I wouldn't know what to do with my life.
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Dick Steal

04/16/2005 09:48 PM
Yeah, I think its FAAAAAABULOUS!
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BlackUhlan

04/18/2005 09:07 AM
This is truly the greatest site since GOATSE
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freeman

05/17/2005 06:22 AM
what is is? I don't understand, people...
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freeman

05/17/2005 06:24 AM
mars patrol - it's cool game! next continued?
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freeman

05/17/2005 06:27 AM
Moon Patrol - it's badly game! Kill it's!
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Ed Price

05/30/2005 09:52 PM
I do enjoy this logic stuff. my friend posted "http://students.washington.edu/aan/archives/mc_chris_fetts_vette.mp3" on his site and, liking the music, I was led here. Where the heck did you get this song and where can I get more?
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Ed Price

05/30/2005 09:53 PM
YES! I am a mailbox head!!!
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AaronOfTomorrow

05/31/2005 12:05 PM
I originally heard it on an episode of Sealab 2021. There's more mp3's on mc chris' site, mcchris.com.